Holy Ship! Hands Out Flyers Begging Attendees Not To Have Sex with Pizza [PHOTO]

Holy Ship is ficially underway and if this pizza party notice is any indication — its going to be a wild ride!


“Open Pizza Bar for Consumption Only” is a message that should go without saying, but better to be safe than sorry. Apparently in previous years there was an incident in which an attendee got a little too fresh with pizza on board. We’ll spare you the details.

An inside source snapped a pic for us what’s being called Holy Ship’s Pizza PSA:

“Due to incidents on previous sailings in which patrons engaged in uncouth behavior in the cafe, we feel it is our duty to remind our guests that pizza is for eating, not fornicating. Sexual acts with our handcrafted pizza can bring unintended health consequences and can pose a safety hazard for other passengers aboard our journey.”  

This is seriously a thing… Read below!

Holy Ship Pizza PSA

Holy Ship! Hands Out Flyers Begging Attendees Not To Have Sex with Pizza PHOTO]

Feature Photo: Oh Dag Yo Photography

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